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Why He’s Hot: 
John Kendall Royston; if you think his name is cute, wait until you see his body. His slender, tight little body can make a girl (or guy) gasp with pleasure at just one glance. The fantasies that go through my mind when he  smiles. make me weak.
Not only is he the guitarist of the pop band “The Bigger Lights” he is also really good with his fingers. As I watch his fingers. move up and down his guitar strings, I cannot help but imagine his skinny limbs running up and down my body.
His Dark Chocolaty hair seems so smooth and eager to move in front of his beautiful dark face. When he is performing he gets all sweaty., and I know that our bodies together could create enough steam to cook an egg. I would eat anything off of his flawless abdomen, or maybe his bicep, or his adorable little legs…ahhh he is so beautiful.
He has the natural looks, but he also has an amazing  fashion sense.. I would love to raid his closet and steal all of his clothes for myself. Not only would I have a new wardrobe, but John would then be forced to walk around naked. If only.
My absolute favorite part about this heavenly man is his  eyes. He has eyes that could kill a tick with just one simple stare. His eyes have the power to take my clothes off without any questioning. His eyes are like s’mores. It’s as if his parents conceived him over a campfire, and instead of baby blankets they used graham crackers, and instead of pillows they used marshmallows. He is a dream.
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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot: 

  1. John Kendall Royston; if you think his name is cute, wait until you see his body. His slender, tight little body can make a girl (or guy) gasp with pleasure at just one glance. The fantasies that go through my mind when he smiles. make me weak.
  2. Not only is he the guitarist of the pop band “The Bigger Lights” he is also really good with his fingers. As I watch his fingers. move up and down his guitar strings, I cannot help but imagine his skinny limbs running up and down my body.
  3. His Dark Chocolaty hair seems so smooth and eager to move in front of his beautiful dark face. When he is performing he gets all sweaty., and I know that our bodies together could create enough steam to cook an egg. I would eat anything off of his flawless abdomen, or maybe his bicep, or his adorable little legs…ahhh he is so beautiful.
  4. He has the natural looks, but he also has an amazing fashion sense.. I would love to raid his closet and steal all of his clothes for myself. Not only would I have a new wardrobe, but John would then be forced to walk around naked. If only.
  5. My absolute favorite part about this heavenly man is his eyes. He has eyes that could kill a tick with just one simple stare. His eyes have the power to take my clothes off without any questioning. His eyes are like s’mores. It’s as if his parents conceived him over a campfire, and instead of baby blankets they used graham crackers, and instead of pillows they used marshmallows. He is a dream.

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    this still makes me laugh and it will make me laugh my entire life.
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    whytheyrehot post! I hung out...band’s sexy lead singer Topher. *nods*. I’m proud....
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    WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN. Seriously, who the fuck wrote this, it’s creepy yet extremely hilarious.
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